To all my Bethany college friends, I’m going to miss you guys. Bethany won’t be the same without each and every single one of you. I’m about to quote Pastor Chester here, “Let’s give a big clap of praise to the Lord, AMEN?”
Amen nigga, amen.
Blessings to you all. Remember the Lord and what He has done for us all while you’re gone.
Going to a white church for the first time in 3 years.
It’s going to be THAT awkward Sunday when I get lost on my first day trying to find the youth room and my mom is going to ask some random lady to escort me. When i get there ill probably have to fill out some information sheet, then ill have to find an empty seat away from the everybody else, then some guy is going to go up to the front podium and say the announcements and is going to point the newcomers out, then when my lonely booty gets pointed out some random guy will come sit next to me and try and make me feel comfortable, after he starts talking to me and I have nothing else to say I will slowly turn away and pretend I’m texting, after that I’m probably going to find a group of girls and stare at them while I’m being awkward, and then when the service is over I’m dipping.
Or maybe it’s a black church and I’m completely wrong. LOL.
On the very first day PSY moved to America (to attend Berklee College of Music), he had severe diarrhea. He went to a pharmacy to get medicine, but didn't know what 'diarrhea' was called in English, so he described to the pharmacist in the best English he could think of and said, "I have water shit".