(RE-DO) FIRST 10 TO REBLOG GET PROMOTED! xx
SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO REBLOGGED THE LAST PROMO, I DELETED IT :S *must be followingg: http://hipster-m3rmaid.tumblr.com/ i will do 2 lists of 5 (: no likes, reblogs only! must be following; i check! x GOGOGO! xo
Oh Ma Boy~
ok…this makes me feel a little happy..
MOM WON'T LET ME BUY ANY CARDS....
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When someone takes a bad photo of you
bcozmanilynsaidso: withlove-jessica: nr8gzr: Give me the fuckin’ camera!! oh god, the accuracy. GPOY
My sleeping and eating schedules are beyond messed...
When Asian kids run hella fast in PE
jeannieweeenie: christianrippin: my bad tokyo drift HHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH
swagary96: sammieteabee: elainepramos: Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops) Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers. Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers. Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers LOL. ..LOL I’m ghetto & Gangster.
That awkward moment when you have to make up an...
What if this happened after high school?
Nerds become jocks. Jocks become nerds. Preppy girls go emo. Emo girls go preppy. Fat girls become skinny. Skinny girls get fat. Bullied boys get buff. Bullies get bullied. Ugly people turn hot. Hot people turn ugly. Kids that worked hard are successful. Spoiled kids get fucked by the world. Smart ass people turn to drugs. Dumb ass people hit the books. Losers get laid. Popular kids die forever...
Typical facebook profile pictures
lliveitupp: br0mosapien: the bro who wants to look all hard and shit the 12 year old girl who loves picnikthe teen girl who loves to take the mirror bathroom pics!The party pics!! ( I’m never invited to parties so this is all I got )the poetic emo :(the dgafthe teen girl who just loves to be the center of attention!& the seducing mexican. omg this is great. and true.
Another thing i realized when i was gone at WC.
Some girls have the most angelic country accents. And some are annoying as FUHH. And..when you hang out with some guys in your youth you realize how many tampons they need because all they do is bitch.
Girls hate it when guys hit each other in the balls and hurt others. Guys love it. You might not get girls to have affection towards you, but it’s hella funny.
S M I L E: Dad. →
misterjayd: asymptotic-: Myself: Daddy, this time I’m curious about how you proposed Mom! How did you do so? Dad: It all starts December 25th, it was Christmas, and I had her parent’s permission to spend the day with her. I went to pick her up and there are 5 stages to this proposal….